That is a damn good question. The Diva is an enigma - a specter of this material world. The Diva is better than you, but he would never tell you and THAT makes him better then you. The Diva can talk to you about any topic and you will be convinced that he is an expert, yet he has done no research prior to the conversation. The Diva will beat you in Halo. Period. The Diva makes shit like this:
For fun. For kicks. In his spare time.
The Diva is a gentle giant, but he will not hesitate to go diva ape shit on your punk ass. That one band? The Diva has heard them. He knew about them back on their first limited edition debut pressing that was only available in Pahrump Nevada between 2001-2002. The Diva is hardcore, but he will wear flip-flops to the Chain Reaction. The Diva does not care about your team, but he will cheer and support the shit out of you. The Diva does the Mashed Potato - No one else does the Mashed Potato. The Diva is my friend, and I bet your ass he's your friend too. I love The Diva.
The Diva is a gentle giant, but he will not hesitate to go diva ape shit on your punk ass. That one band? The Diva has heard them. He knew about them back on their first limited edition debut pressing that was only available in Pahrump Nevada between 2001-2002. The Diva is hardcore, but he will wear flip-flops to the Chain Reaction. The Diva does not care about your team, but he will cheer and support the shit out of you. The Diva does the Mashed Potato - No one else does the Mashed Potato. The Diva is my friend, and I bet your ass he's your friend too. I love The Diva.
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